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Stu (Loser)
Name: King Stew

Tournaments played in:
Any and all international Tournaments that count. The club o matches don't count. We only play there because sean is my brother.

Best finish:
I always win except when I get DQ'd by the club o's.

Favorite shot:
Out of bounds.

Style of play:
Strategic! That's why I'm usually DQ'd The club o's know I'm going to win if they don't cheat.

Non-croquet hobbies:
Tennis, cleaning my garage, having sex with my wife in that order.

Best Club O memory:
Barfing at the end of the street. Except for that beating Beavnut. I've never lost to him. (Webmaster's Note - This is a bold face lie)

Where would your ideal tournament be held? The King Center. A three man tag-team match. Me, King Leroy (a junior King of limited ability) and King Lance against the club o's. They refuse to play us.

Preferred color of ball to use: Black. sean usually won't let me use it.

If your mallet had a name, what would it be?
Beavinator

Mallet composition:
Wood

What special designs or features, if any, does your mallet have?
The King's use the "Sighter" and whistles. Our best weapon is King Lance the greatest Manager in Croquet history.

List the purpose(s) of them:
The "Sighter" is a high tech device enabling us to line up a shot. When we use the sighter we never miss. We also have whistles for communicating with each other. King Lance is the biggest Manager in Croquet.