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Leroy
Name: Larry Lalonde, AKA Leroy, The Great One, Magnificent One and Leroy Sux, a Native American name given to me by the lesser players. Translated, it means "Great and Wise Master of Croq", but it does cause some confusion among the spectators, since they think people are saying, "Leroy sucks".

Tournaments played in:
All of the significant ones, up to and including the 1998 Stone Mountain Open. I'm looking forward to playing in the 1999 Stone Mountain Open whenever Sean schedules a make up date and in the 2000 Stone Mountain Open in November.

Best finish:
First, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, well, my fingers are getting tired and my computer's running out of resources, but you get the point.

Favorite shot:
The patented "Long range near miss with a twist" and any shot that knocks Bama Boy out of a game...not that he's ever really in a game.

Style of play:
Aggressive with a delicate touch and a sense of dramatic style.

Non-croquet hobbies:
Drinking beer...no wait, that's a croquet hobby. My hobby, my passion, and my life is marriage avoidance.

Best Club O memory:
They're all a bit fuzzy, but I particularly enjoyed the time that...is this a family publication?

Where would your ideal tournament be held? The tournament course at Club O. I'm a traditionalist.

Preferred color of ball to use: Camo

If your mallet had a name, what would it be?
Kevie Killer

Mallet composition:
Nylon head with a fiberglass handle, synthetic leather grip, brass finger holds, brass aiming strips and approved OSHA warning stickers. Like I said, I'm a traditionalist.

What special designs or features, if any, does your mallet have?
My mallet has the feature of beating Bill in every match played. But I guess all mallets have that feature.

List the purpose(s) of them:
Bottom line: To impress the chicks.