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!!!Make Sure To Click on the Secret Link Above!!! Greeting Club O Fans and Fetchers. Club O 2005, what a great sound. What a great concept. You are cordially invited to the most exclusive 4th of July party in the Sovereign Kingdom of Stonehedge, in the entire greater East Stone Mountain area! We may not be a big as Mexico but we can still kick France's ass. Once again the highlight of the social season, the Club O Fourth of July Celebration is upon us. This year's event will include all of the usual traditional events and a few new ones. The Party will begin 08:00 AM Monday June 27th and end promptly at 10:00 PM on Monday July 4th. I will be providing food and beverages. Please feel free to invite your single female friends (high moral standards strictly discouraged) or any other uncovered dish. Monday June 27th - Wednesday June 29th Weather Forecast; 90 degrees 100% chance of afternoon thundershowers Croquet Practice Rounds Marriage bashing Beer Drinking Practice Annual cleaning of the Club bathrooms (Ladies always welcome) Thursday June 30 th James and Mrs. Miller arrive along with two babes (Heather & Cathi) with bodacious festoons Weather Forecast; 90 degrees 100% chance of afternoon thundershowers Lawn Mowing (If the stinking husqvarna isnt broken again) Croquet Practice Rounds Marriage bashing Beer Drinking Practice Fetching by the Ladies Skinny Dipping (After James passes out) Friday July 31st Weather Forecast; 90 degrees 100% chance of afternoon thundershowers Croquet Practice Rounds Dr. Ginger will arrive to perform physicals on any of the male members who think it necessary for their "health" Marriage bashing Beer Drinking Practice Fetching by the Ladies Saturday July 2nd - Sunday July 3 rd Weather Forecast; 90 degrees, Sunny, 0% chance of afternoon thundershowers 08:00 AM Official 1st Beer popping Ceremony 08:05 AM Official 2nd Beer popping Ceremony 08:10 Beer Fetching by the Ladies (Continuous) Marriage bashing 12:00 PM Lunch Hamburgers and Hotdogs 12:30 PM Subservience lessons (For the married men) 01:30 PM Ping Pong Tournament (Winner of the elimination to play Sean) 01:45 PM 10th Reunion of the 1995 Stone Mountain Open Championship 02:00 PM First Preliminary Stone Mountain Open 03:45 PM 10th Reunion of the 1995 Stone Mountain Open Championship (reenactment) 04:00 PM Second Preliminary Stone Mountain Open 06:00 PM Dinner Hotdogs and Hamburgers 09:15 PM Club O Drive Inn Movie to be decided Sunday July 2nd - Sunday July 3 rd Weather Forecast; 90 degrees, Sunny, 0% chance of afternoon thundershowers 08:00 AM Official 1st Beer popping Ceremony 08:05 AM Official 2nd Beer popping Ceremony 08:10 Beer Fetching by the Ladies (Continuous) 12:00 Lunch Hamburgers and Hotdogs 01:00 PM Stewart Ogilvie will still be missing 01:30 PM Ping Pong Tournament continues (Winner of the elimination to play Sean) 01:59 PM Disqualification of stew 01:45 PM 10th Reunion of the 1995 Stone Mountain Open Championship (reenactment) 02:00 PM Third Preliminary Stone Mountain Open 02:48 PM Stew makes phone call, bitches and files protest 02:49 PM Nephew Pete makes phone call, orders DNA test to find his real father 02:50 PM Sean makes phone call, orders DNA test to find his real brother 02:51 PM Bill Gates calls with news that he was switched at birth with Stew 04:00 PM Stone Mountain Open Finals 05:45 Awards Ceremony and celebration of Cary no longer being Stone Mountain Open Champion 06:00 PM Dinner (I have no idea what) 06:30 Beavette Butt Tattoo viewing (in the cul-de-sac for obvious reasons) * 07:00 Three Stooges Pie Fight 07:30 PM Ping Pong Tournament Finals 09:15 PM Fireworks Display Monday July 4th Survivors Party Weather Forecast; 90 degrees, Sunny, 0% chance of afternoon thundershowers 08:00 AM Official 1st Beer popping Ceremony 08:10 Beer Fetching by the Ladies (Continuous) 12:00 Lunch (Leftovers) 06:00 PM Dinner (Leftovers) RSVP * Bigger and better then ever! (Just kidding about the better part) Club O Fourth of July Update: 06/02/2005 Dear fellow Croquists, Plans are on schedule for the Fourth. Milestones Reached: The 2005 Green Jacket was received this week The 2005 Fireworks Display has been purchased Yard Work is on schedule Menu has been planned House has been cleaned A major concern is that Dekalb County has begun major drainage work in the Sovereign Kingdom. This could create a major obstacle on the Croq lawn. More updates to follow. Sean Ogilvie 1995 Stone Mountain Open Champion Special Thanks goes out to BeavNet.Com for assistance with the webpage. |
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