Mr. Bill Cleary

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Mr. Bill Cleary
Name: Bill Cleary - AKA: Retired Champ"

Tournaments played in:
None. I used to play in the tourneys before records were kept. I also helped Sean setup the very first Croque Game. I was the first/best supplier to The Club of official wickets. (Sad to see how the course has fallen into disrepair after I left the competitive field)

Best finish:
Winner: First Croque game ever played on the Great Lawn. I was also the first person to ever officialy send a letter of protest to The Club. It is sitting in The Club Museum.

Favorite shot:
Ones that do NOT hit my Car

Style of play:
Relaxed and Easygoing. Beer in hand, smile on my face.

Non-croquet hobbies:
Drag Racing, Pinball, Embarassing my Brother with true stories of his life, Cooking, Building Engines

Best Club O memory:
Telling Sean that "The Evil One" was a bitch and getting tossed out of The Club, only to be vindicated a few months later when "The Bitch" turned to be an actual Bitch and left Sean Flat.

Where would your ideal tournament be held? On the Big Field: Munich, Germany. During The Oktoberfest. Having the Babes bringing in Liter Mugs of Spaten Oktoberfest would lead to a game that would last Hours... Several Deaths.... Multiple Injuries.

Preferred color of ball to use: I'm retired.

If your mallet had a name, what would it be?
Nameing your mallet is for loser newbies

Mallet composition:
Whatever junk Sean has in his garage.... I mean Mallet shaped junk, not the usual array of Crappolla and Shiite thatSean has in the garage.

What special designs or features, if any, does your mallet have?
The bad boy I bring to he game looks suspiciously like a very modified 1978 Camaro with T Tops.
The 1978 Camaro Pictures
I drove to The Club for the first time in this car. Sean is insanely Jealous of the Camaro. I've never seen a guy lust after car with a V8 (but not want to cough up the bucks) like Sean. Cool cars are a quandry for Sean... He wants to look cool, but can't handle the pressure of actually being cool. Sean has even gone as far as to buy one of my old cars, hoping that the 'V8' mystique will rub off on my droppings. It did not. List the purpose(s) of them:
Chicks dig the car.
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