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Beth
Name: Mrs. James Miller

Tournaments played in:
I've Fetched in the 2002, 2003 & 2004 Stone Mountain Opens, 2003 Tag Team, Tour of Stonehedge and the king Challenge.

Best finish:
I was named Most Valuable Fetcher at the 2003 Stone Mountain Open.

Favorite shot:
One from my Jimmy to the back of my throat.

Style of play:
I don't play. I fetch.

Non-croquet hobbies:
Cooking, Cleaning, doing laundry and darning Jimmy's socks.

Best Club O memory:
Seeing all the manly men playing croquet while Laura and I fetched beers. The sweat glistening of their muscles really turns me on.

Where would your ideal tournament be held? Nearer the beer fridge. I'm not as young as I used to be.

Preferred color of ball to use: I don't play croquet silly! I'm a girl. I fetch beer for the men.

If your mallet had a name, what would it be?
My mallet does have a name. I call it Little Jimmy!

Mallet composition:
Flesh.

What special designs or features, if any, does your mallet have?
It's kind of like a lot of the other mallets I've known only more compact.

List the purpose(s) of them:
All of them or just "Little Jimmy"?