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Bama
Name: Bama

Tournaments played in:
PLYED IN ONE YEARS AGO

Best finish:
AHEAD OF LEROY

Favorite shot:
sENDING F$#K NUTS(LEROY)

Style of play:
bAMA STYLE OR FROM BEHIND

Non-croquet hobbies:
fOR THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME HANG WITH BAMA

Best Club O memory:
I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER BUT IT WAS FUN

Where would your ideal tournament be held? BAMA LAND

Preferred color of ball to use: CHRIMSON ANYTHING OTHER THAN YELLOW

If your mallet had a name, what would it be?
PIMP DADDY, IT HAS MADE THAT STATUS

Mallet composition:
cAN BEAT LEROY WITH ANY MAKE

What special designs or features, if any, does your mallet have?
DESIGN TO KICK LEROYS ASS

List the purpose(s) of them:
FIGURE IT OUT, i KNOE YOUR NOT AS stuPID AS YOU LOOK.


Webmaster's Note: This was copied directly from the email returned from Bama. No alterations were made.